~~~☼~~~ How About A Little Story Re: A Beach Vacation Gone Awry!!?

1. Please stop talking about “Jaws.”
2. Is anyone reMOTELY concerned that we have no oars?!
3. Your face reminds me of live bait, my dear.
4. Well….The fin in the water is a bit of a determent!
5. I have sand in all of my crevices.
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